0:00.0	Get ready.
0:02.2	We're going viral.
0:08.0	Get ready.
0:10.5	We're going viral.
0:17.2	Hello, everyone, and welcome back to another installment of The Viral Podcast. I'm your host, Chelsea Lynn. And I'm your host, Paige Jen. Jen, Jen, Jan, Jan, Jan, Jan. Chen, Jan, Jan, Jan. That we're getting good at it. We're getting real good. We're getting real good at it. And we got Maggie over there. Hello. Megoo. Hello. And Best over there in the dungeon, the dark Dark can't see her Maybe you get a shot Over there You do both And welcome back to our program Mm-hmm Our weekly Program broadcast Where we sit in a studio Yeah And talk You know what I'm surprised We don't do more of on this podcast? What?
1:14.1	You're right. No, I wasn't even going to say that. I wasn't even going to say that, but you're right. But now that you brought it up, let's talk. Now that you brought that up, I'm surprised we don't each other's asses more. No, I'm surprised we don't fart more on this podcast. Hmm. Yeah, you're right. We really kind of save them for Snapchat and vlog.
1:10.8	Oh, a lot. We should get mics down for our butts. Well, you know, your mom's house did that. Yeah. They still do that. They stopped doing it. Well, guess what? Got your segment. Got you segment. So you never know. Come in. I don't ever need to fart on when I'm, you know, I don't know, I just don't.
1:31.0	Because we don't ever need to fart On when I'm You know I don't know I just don't Because we don't eat that much Well we try Well we eat a lot But when it's podcasting days We usually Save it for after We save it for after Then we go somewhere If I got a fart I'll stand up and just use this mic, though. Yeah, I'll try to stand up.
1:45.2	I mean, I've only done that once.
1:47.8	Wow.
1:57.9	You've farted on here, too, I think. I don't remember that. Yeah, you did. You picked your mic up and put it down there. My lord, okay. And you've pissed your pants a lot. Well, that's, come on. I'm like, okay, okay.
2:00.3	I can't control that.
2:01.4	I can control a fart.
2:03.5	The day I can't control a fart.
2:03.5	Who? I go okay okay I can't control that I can control a fart the day I can't control a fart you can't hold them though the day I can't control a fart put go ahead and put me in a
2:09.9	retirement home yeah I'll put you on there if it's not too much retirement homes are so
2:16.8	expensive bro they really are. What is going on? That's unbelievable. Wild. Go ahead, Chima. Say it. Say it. What were we talking about right before that? Farts. Farts. Oh, farts, piss. Farts and piss. And eating ass. Welcome to the podcast.
2:35.4	This is your first time joining us.
2:36.8	Oh, this is what I don't like.
2:38.7	I know we're not doing love, hate right now, but when you freaking go into a bathroom and you're
2:43.9	about to piss your pants and you have to undo your pants or whatever the hell's going on,
2:49.6	all, irk.
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