The Violent Life And Dejected Death Of Geronimo

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Geronimo was seen as both the last great defender of the Native American way of life and a stubborn, savage holdout who put Apache lives in danger in the name of revenge. His life was a rollercoast ride of peaks and valleys -- constantly at odds with both the Mexican and US Governments. From North America's most wanted fugitive terrorizing Southwestern settlers to glorified parade decoration for Teddy Roosevelt's inauguration, the slow burn of Geronimo's story was ultimately a tragic and bitter existence.Subscribe to the Softcore History Patreon for hundreds of hours of extra history content including listener history questions, history movie watch-alongs, and weekly bonus episodes.Head to FACTORMEALS.com/softcore50 and use code softcore50 to get 50% off. That’s code softcore50 at FACTORMEALS.com/softcore50 to get 50% off!Go to ghostbed.com/drinkinbros and use code DRINKINBROS for 30% off EVERYTHING (Mattresses, Adjustable Base, and more) -- plus a 101 Night Sleep Trial and Mattresses Made in America Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Soft Core History.
0:08.0	Welcome back to Soft Core History. Welcome back to Soft Core History.
0:11.0	I'm your host for the week.
0:12.0	Damn Regester. And as always, I am joined by my two co-host.
0:17.0	Jake Goldman and Rob Fox, what is up boys?
0:20.0	Hello, nice gun. Not much. You like our salt gun spread it on I ain't here the cricket since yeah
0:27.2	pulled this bad boy out not a chirp so that's single chirp have you ever used a bug assault gun before oh shots to a
0:34.4	Gus one of the listeners he sent this in preach appreciate it yeah bug assault
0:40.0	it shoots like a shotgun sprays oh nice. Oh nice. So you pour you got to pour table
0:44.6	salt in there. I don't know how sea salt would work. It's got a safety on it and
0:47.5	pink salt. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know how the chunky salt would do.
0:50.4	But the sea salt and it's just like so I wanted to use it on like when the
0:54.2	crickets are flying like you're shooting skeet oh that's kind of sick right I know right yeah
0:59.5	can we hang out for like an hour after this episode I also wanted to get an air rifle that shoots like the metal bebies.
1:06.0	Yeah. And like do just like a marksman shit.
1:09.0	Just play like metal sights, iron sights, you know.
1:11.0	Yeah, just get real old school.
1:12.6	Yeah, just get marksmen on the fuckers crawling around.
1:15.0	It is dove season, like we could totally just have a little cricket skeet day and like make a little barbecue,
1:20.2	wrap them in bacon, put them in a hollow pain.
1:22.2	Cricket poppers? Yeah, I lived in Texas for less
1:25.4	I don't like to do world order making us try to eat cricket ballers. Yeah, dude if you kill them first it's cool
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