It's not easy being Jeff Lewis, but I was nice. I was nice-ish. You are an HR nightmare.

You don't return your phone calls. You don't return your text messages. You only return

an email of someone alert you that you have one, and that is not a becoming habit for

a professional Jeff.

Jeff Lewis has issues.

Hey, it's Jeff Lewis, and I have issues in today's episode, Lewand A. Leseps, and Doug

Buton joined the show. After Lewand's tardiness, we chat about going below deck, Doug's fat

suit, and sexual activity in retirement communities.

We are anxiously awaiting the Countess Lewand's arrival. She is in the car. She is on her way

here. They say she's arriving at 904.

Yeah, well, it got pushed. First, it was 855.

Okay.

And then it just got pushed.

You know why she's not using gaze. She's probably using ways.

She used ways, and that took her on Hollywood, trying to cut through all that traffic.

She has a fitting. She's at Giovanni.

Gaze would say take fountain.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't always think fountain is fountain is no longer what it used

to be.

Yeah, I agree.

Fillaby is the new fountain. All the stop signs.

There is a lot of stop signs on Willoughby. Yeah, but they're each is a four way stop,

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