The Very Stupid Man Who Stole Army Secrets to Impress Gamers
It Could Happen Here
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🗓️ 24 April 2023
⏱️ 53 minutes
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The gang talks about the hundreds of top secret defense department documents that just got leaked by a weird fascist gamer trying to impress teenagers on Discord.
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, it's it could happen here. |
| 0:07.7 | A podcast about things falling apart. |
| 0:11.1 | And today I'm happy that we're recording this right now. |
| 0:16.2 | James and Garrison, because we all just got a historic example of something falling apart. |
| 0:23.0 | Elon Musk's big silly rocket. |
| 0:25.8 | We're recording this about a day or so after it exploded in mid-air over the Gulf Coast, |
| 0:31.0 | showering a turtle sanctuary with toxic waste. |
| 0:34.3 | It's such a fun news. |
| 0:36.7 | It's comically perfect. |
| 0:38.3 | It is really pretty cool. |
| 0:40.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:41.3 | Unless it crash-landed in a kitten farm, that couldn't really be much of a perfect. |
| 0:45.6 | No, I mean, it what's nice is that it's given me. |
| 0:48.5 | It's made me feel young again because when I was a wee lad, I was attending a speech |
| 0:53.8 | to debate rally in Cooper, Texas when the last space shuttle to explode exploded directly |
| 1:00.2 | over us, blowing out a bunch of the windows in the building and raining. |
| 1:05.6 | Yeah, yeah, it was it was yeah. |
| 1:07.9 | So whenever whenever a space shuttle explodes over some sort of explodes over Texas, I get |
| 1:13.6 | powerful nostalgia. |
| 1:14.6 | Yeah. |
| 1:15.6 | Well, they what did they slip the surly buns of earth to blow out the windows in a high |
| 1:18.9 | school in Cooper, Texas? |
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