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Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

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Steve Allen - A Little Bit Extra

Global

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.3808 Ratings

🗓️ 3 March 2016

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

Just for the podcasters - a little bit extra from the acerbic wit of London's longest-serving talkshow host!

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

0:06.6

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. I think this is actually quite good.

0:11.1

I'll just think about this every day. I've finished doing the program and then we record the in

0:17.0

conversation, sorry, I don't record the, sometimes we're recording conversation. And then we do the free podcast, and I'm very good at freewheeling.

0:23.5

Very good at freewheeling.

0:24.8

You can sit me down, give me a pile of sort of text messages and emails and everything else,

0:29.8

and I can quite happily sit here until the cows come home.

0:32.2

Not that the cows seem to be coming home anytime soon, but I do love it, actually.

0:35.8

I do love it actually I do love it the majority of homeless are beggars

0:38.9

and the majority of beggars aren't homeless says Jackie I know I keep saying I said on the program

0:43.7

this morning please please don't don't give money to these people because they're not people

0:50.6

who are homeless most of them you'll see in the papers today they've they've exposed a few who've been in court recently there'll be more coming into court they're not they who are homeless. Most of them, you'll see in the papers today, they've exposed a few who've

0:54.4

been in court recently. There'll be more coming into court. They're not homeless. They have places to

0:59.1

live. And they're on benefits as well. So please don't, don't. One of them, six holidays a year he was

1:04.6

taken. He just begged. I might as well go and sit on the pavement myself for 800 quid a day.

1:09.3

I could sit there looking freezing cold,

1:11.5

you know, going diabetic, I need some money for medication, please, you know, all that kind

1:15.2

of rubbish. So, as I say, the worst one is the one who pretended he was in the army, whereas,

1:19.7

of course, he wasn't, he was just a crook and a liar. These people are a disgrace, absolute

1:23.7

disgrace. Throw him in prison, let them stay there. Take away their free housing. They shouldn't be allowed. Shouldn't be allowed. Anyway, leaving that to one side. So we were trying to work out the other day. Whether or not Cheryl is actually in a relationship with Leam. I mean, she's an old woman now, as you can imagine. 32 in the pop business. They say, oh, she's captioning her cheeky image.

1:45.9

She's emaciated.

1:47.0

As I say, it must be like sleeping with a deck chair

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