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The Vatican Library

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Comedy, Society & Culture

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2020

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

From Peter’s bones to the Grand Grimoire and time travel goggles to Satan, the Vatican Archives are packed with insane and terrifying artifacts. The boys dive into the historical record to uncover what the Pope is hiding inside the home of the Holy See.
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