Do you see what Emma said the other day in the Crunch Lunch chat?

She said, no.

Since being married to Ethan, I understand Donald Trump's humor a lot more.

That's brutal.

She said that about me?

That's brutal. Welcome to The Crunch, and the only podcast that believes that God gives his best jokes to his dumbest soldiers.

It's your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick.

Welcome to The Crunch crunch the only podcast that

has been granted an exemption to the parish personnel manual for the staff of archangel

gabriel parish put into effect on July 1st 22 I didn't get notably items 1.3 point A 3..9.C. Part 8, part.4.

I didn't get the memo.

And 3.9.C. Part A.6. Not knowing what was in it.

Which may impede me in the use of my office to produce and or record my podcast, The Crunch.

Wait, hold on. This is real.

Okay. So you got an internal office memo banning you from

recording the podcast in your office no allowing me to record oh an exemption an exemption yeah an

exemption um in particular from my pastor uh even in my podcasting i remain responsible for my speech

and conduct comporting with the

pastoral standards for the Catholic Diocese of Pittsburgh and Archangel Gabriel Parish. I have a wife. For the Catholic Diasis of Pittsburgh and Archangel Gabriel Parish per items, 1.2, 3.9.C, part 8.9.9. And 3.9.C. Part B of the manual. This is why the church is dying. That's the worst sentence I've ever heard anybody say.

If I ever, if I, listen, Ethan, I need you to hold me accountable. I will. If you ever comport. If I ever, if I ever complort, if I ever violate those parts of said manual, I'm not going to do the bit again. Please smack me in the face, I guess. Yes, if I ever violate those parts of, if my speech

ever goes against the standards of Archangel Gabriel Parish or the diocese of Catholic

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