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Everything Iconic with Danny Pellegrino

THE VALLEY: Safari Planet!

Everything Iconic with Danny Pellegrino

dannypellegrino2@gmail.com

Everything Iconic, Real Housewives, Bravo, Danny Pellegrino, Tv & Film, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, The Real Housewives

4.99.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2026

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Danny is recapping the new episode of THE VALLEY, a supersized tale of triggering safari rides and drag. Nia's D*niel continues to be a menace as Lala gets ready to pop, Lacy confronts Janet and Michelle, and Schwartz reveals his dreams!


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0:00.0

Do you want full face of makeup?

0:12.2

Why are you asking me?

0:14.6

Because we're partners, Daniel.

0:17.6

There's no partnership in this.

0:19.3

It's win or lose.

0:24.7

You are killing me, dude. Cover all of your facial hair. Stop, dude. Stop, dude. The way they were calling each other dude,

0:33.2

it's just like, give me your face, dude. And he's like, stop, dude. I was like, that was actually

0:37.8

their way of saying, I fucking hate you. You know, they weren't wanting to say those words.

0:41.1

They were just calling each other dude. But that's what the subtext was in that little clip from this week's episode of the Valley. Hello, everyone. Welcome to Everything Iconic with me, Danny Pellegrino. Ah, I got a lot on my mind, a lot on my mind, and I'm going to take it out on

0:53.6

Daniel on the valley

0:54.6

because that man was, the episode was called Triggers and Tiaras. And that man was triggering me. It's triggering me and it was triggering Lala. And thank God for Lala there standing in her cruise socks, uh, watching Nia paint Daniel's face because she was getting ready to pop him. Make it go pop pop pop

1:10.3

And her panties weren't going to go drop

1:12.0

Drop drop

1:12.5

She was just going to pop that man

1:14.6

And I was she was getting ready to pop him. Make it go pop, pop, pop.

1:12.5

And her panties weren't going to go drop, drop, drop. She was just going to pop that man. And I was ready for it because I cannot stand that man anymore. I can't watch him on screen, just berating his wife, and then her taking it, and the way that the two talk to each other on screen. It's been like that from the beginning. I mean, we were all obviously so distracted by the Jacks of It All, the first two, three seasons of this show.

1:30.9

What season are we on? Now, we're in three. The first two seasons, though, we were so distracted by that demon jacks. But this was all still happening. I mean, there were plenty of moments we talked about on the podcast throughout the past couple of years with the Valley, where Daniel had just been seeming to be a nightmare to his wife.

1:46.4

I mean, it happened. I remember that one time they were taking a sprinter van and he was talking

1:50.2

her a weird way. And then, of course, that one time when they were drunk and Jason was dressed in a

1:55.2

hot dog costume, I mean, there were plenty of times. And I know everybody hates Janet, but then

2:00.2

when Janet had come out and said,

2:01.4

oh, you made me uncomfortable in the broom closet or the fact they were at. And then they were

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