What's up everybody?

Welcome to Rose Pricks.

It's us.

It's me.

It's Cecily.

I don't know if you know this, but my name is Stephanie.

I have a podcast.

And it's about, well, right now it's about the Valley.

You know this.

You have the podcast with me.

I have it with you.

You know, we were going to put a celebrity name together and be Stessaly. Oh, yeah. And why didn't we do that? Pure laziness. Cephaly or stessaly? You guys tell us, we'll make it like a little, your little focus group. What about syphilis? Siphalus kind of works. One time I was at, true story, not even that long ago, I was at Starbucks.

And we do not have Starbucks as an ad. By the way, we're just mentioning it. So you're welcome.

If Starbucks wants to throw us a couple, you know, but I said, almost said pounds.

A couple pounds, a couple pounds. Even a free coffee at this point.

Yeah, I think we deserve it.

But I was there and I said, my name is Cecily. And I know it's hard. And usually I say Cecilia, not to be a dick, it's just a lot easier for everybody. Like, why I put them through it? Why I put myself? It's embarrassing. So I can't really say my name. So I just say Cecilia. But this time I said Cessaly, and what they wrote on the cup was Ciclia.

Oh.

And I don't remember. I think it was S-Y-C-L-I-A. So I mean, it's just like,

that's just a big leap. And I know that sometimes they write like the thing they think you are.

So one time I was in a really good mood, which is rare.

I was in just like a really happy mood. And on my cup, they wrote happy. Like that was my name. And I loved it. I was like, you know me. I'm so happy. And then sickly, I'm like, well, it was really pale that day. I was going in to get my hair done. And so I was under, it was under like a baseball hat.

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