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Oh.

Oh. Oh. What's up everybody?

It is the morning after the valley finale.

Ooh, I made a rhyme.

Hi, Cecily.

Hello. This episode, okay, so peek behind the curtain.

Cessely and I were like, maybe this is just like one part, you know?

And then I watched it and I have so many notes and I was like, no, girl.

So just a warning is going to be in two parts because I have a lot to say.

I just, I always think that I'm at the top of how mad I can be about these people.

I don't like any of them.

No, there's nobody. I mean, I don't even like of them. No. There's nobody.

I mean, I don't even like Kristen.

I think I like Zach a little bit.

I was enjoying, he's annoying, but I would be friends with him, I think.

He's also, though, okay, forgive me for saying this, but he is a really bad drunk.

Like, it's not, I can't imagine it being fun to be around him when he's blackout drunk. That's a good point too. And he goes kind of from zero to 60. And he just goes crazy. Yeah. Yeah, he can be really mean. When he's sober, he's fine. Jasmine's okay. She's okay. Like she's not, she's definitely on the top of the list if we had to choose somebody to hang out with, which we do not.

We don't have to hang out with a single one of these people and I don't like Kristen either.

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