What's up, everybody.

Welcome to Rose Pricks.

It's the day that we all look forward to and dread, right? I'm going to lean

towards more dread. Actually, today is not the day I dread. Today is the good day. That's where we get to

talk about it and just, you know, hate on it or whatever we do. It's the Tuesday night that we dread. It's the watching it. Like,

it's the watching it. It's dreadful. It's dreadful. It's a dreadful show that we love in some

ways, mostly because Stephanie is attracted to Jacks, which I'm shocked by, and I don't even know

what to make of it. I'm like, I can't believe that that's your celebrity cheat guy.

Well, you know what?

I'm a fixer.

Right.

I'm a fixer-upper, you know?

Or I enjoy a fixer-upper.

It's not fair to John. It's sort of like, it's like a joke I used to have where like my, remember when I was,

well, yeah, I'll just say my ex-boyfriend, Jeff from way back, I was like, who's your celebrity

cheat? And his was like Selma Hayek at the time. He really liked her. He, that's who he wanted.

And he's like, who's yours? And I'm like, the Tom, the barista from Starbucks. He's like, it can't be a person that you could just have sex with. It has to be

out of reach. And I'm like, he wants to be an actor. He's going to be an actor someday. You'll see.

But that's kind of the thing with like this with you. It's like, you're like, you're like,

so wait. So when he makes it big, like then I can have sex with him.

Like, be like, I don't understand like what you want.

What do you want from me?

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