THE VALLEY: Rollercoaster of Emotions
Everything Iconic with Danny Pellegrino
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4.9 • 9.4K Ratings
🗓️ 7 May 2026
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Summary
Danny is recapping the new episode of The Valley, which saw the group head to San Diego on a train for a trip to the amusement park. Schwartz debuts his new relationship, Zack and Janet make progress, and Nia and D*nny continue to make the group/audience uncomfortable with their relationship.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm excited. |
| 0:09.7 | We're never together without our children. |
| 0:11.7 | No. |
| 0:12.7 | It's so fun. |
| 0:13.7 | Okay. |
| 0:14.7 | There was that. |
| 0:15.7 | He was trying to say hi to us. |
| 0:16.7 | I didn't see him. |
| 0:17.7 | I'm focused on being with you in the roller coaster, nothing else. |
| 0:20.0 | And I feel like you're a little critical of each. No, I'm feeling it's like performative. Literally, this is how my natural demeanor is without children, but I'm always with kids. We're not doing that. Looking at me like they're crazy. What would you like to do? I want to go to a roller coaster with you. Woo! Baby girl, you're on a roller coaster with that man. That demon at Danny, I do not care for him. Hello, everyone. Welcome to Everything Iconic with me, Danny Pellegrino. I hate to say that you're here with Danny Pellegrino because we're also going to be dragging another Danny. I hate to even share a name with that man, the guy from the valley, who is just the worst. I mean, speaking of four under four, Nia's got five under five five because that little man is basically a child himself. He can't even hold the baby. They were on a train. She was trying to eat a burrito. She's got the baby strapped to her chest. He's getting a massage from Luke and he's like, I'm going to get coffee. She's just trying to shove a burrito in her mouth to get some lunch in her. And he's not even helping the baby. And then he's complaining. There was one point in the episode where he had to put the baby down. He's like, I need a swaddle. I got a swaddle. And it's like, go get a fucking swaddle yourself. Figure it out. What do you mean? Like you can't, she was trying, that was another time where she was trying to eat a sandwich. She's trying to get nutrition when she can because she needs nutrition so she can feed the baby because she's breastfeeding the child. So she does need the food to replenish her nutrients. And then he's coming in and saying, where's the swaddle? I can't do this. Baby keeps waking up without a swaddle. |
| 2:00.0 | It's like, guess what, Danny? You should know by now you have three other kids. You should know that you swaddle the baby and anything. You could find any old blanket or anything. It's not like you need the Halo Sleep Sack Swaddle or whatever the fuck it is. It's like you just find something and swaddle the baby. Figure it the fuck out. |
| 2:01.1 | I'm so mad. I'm mad fuck out. I'm so mad. |
| 2:02.2 | I'm mad as hell. I'm mad as hell, that man. We're going to talk about the episode. I know we didn't cover the Valley last week. And here's the thing. I'm overstimulated. I'm very... So apologies in advance. In advance. Beginning of the episode, first few minutes, I want to just apologize. I'm overstimulated. They are doing construction in our backyard. So I'm trying to record this episode on the |
| 2:22.1 | brief break from construction in the backyard. They've been jack hammering. I got 11-month-old |
| 2:26.7 | jack-hammering going on. I'm on the brim. I am on the brim. I've lost my sparkle. |
| 2:33.4 | I am definitely getting my sparkle back. I need to get my sparkle back. And it's because it is gone because I am, I'm on the brim of freaking out because it's just a lot. It's a lot jackhammering. And it's a brief break. I don't know how long they're going to be on a break for. I don't know how long this jack hammering is going to take. I'm losing my brain. And not only that, it's like we're trying, we can't even go outside with the baby because there's so much like chaos construction in the backyard. And I feel like there's, I'm scared of all, like the dust and particles and everything, which maybe is crazy of me. Anyway, I don't have the baby here with me now. Matt's got the baby, so that's good. But we're going to talk about the valley. Again, I apologize last week we didn't cover the valley. I thought I was going to get to it, but here's the problem. The show was so, how do I say this? It was so bad last week. It was so terrible last week that I knew I would get to it late, And then I was like, I don't want to cover it because it was just kind of depressing. But I do want to say that last week, we haven't even gotten a chance to really dive into this. I might have mentioned it briefly on the Summerhouse recap, but there are reports that Michelle, who I'm loving Michelle this season. To me, she's like the standout bright spot of this season, Michelle. |
| 3:46.2 | She, it was revealed, there were like pictures of her paparazzi photos of her holding Dr. |
| 3:51.8 | Dre's hand. She's dating Dr. Dre. I guess. I mean, we haven't gotten any confirmation. |
| 3:56.0 | They have been asking the other cast members. I've seen interviews. Janet was on, watch what happens live? Kristen was interviewed. People are like, what's going on with Michelle and Dr. Dre? And they're all trying to, they're all kind of playing in coy. I feel like they know, but they're not telling us. They know. And so we're not getting any answers. And it's like, I need someone to mic the fuck up with Michelle, get back to film and edit it into these episodes because they're not |
| 4:14.2 | hitting for me this season. It's actually too depressing to watch this show. And I'm sorry to |
| 4:18.9 | say, like, I, okay, again, I apologize in advance for this episode, and I'm going to be complaining. |
| 4:24.4 | And I am sorry about that. I know a lot of people, they don't want to tune into me complaining |
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