I lost my favorite leather jacket that I bought this year at Christmas.

Do you think it's going to come back?

Is it a boomerang?

Or is it just like, bitch, just be happy that it's a Zara jacket.

And you could probably find it on Poshmark. Okay, well, she is back this week.

Welcome Dirties to a new episode of Till the Dirt with Mercedes Javed.

I am going to tell you the progress report before we get into other

spicy things. I did go back to the gym and I really turned over a new leaf. I told you that

it's one thing to make affirmations and then I'm going to tell you what I did the following

week. Well, this is me following through. I just want to share with you guys that from the months of October,

November, December, January, I did not exercise much. I mean, I may have, but I don't remember

if I did. Walking a six-pound chihuahua does not count.

Eight pounds.

Sorry, Toya.

Cover your ears.

No, seriously, she's in the best shape she's ever been.

But I'm just trying to tell you, like, I didn't love what I looked like naked, but after a

couple of weeks of, like, being really careful, what I'm eating, being really careful, being on the shots,

a little more careful, not really careful.

Like trying to modify my coffee order to make sure that there isn't anything in there

that shouldn't be in there.

I did not beat myself up.

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