The Valley Out with the Old, In with the New!
Vanderpump Rules Party
Vanderpump Rules Party
3.4 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 28 May 2026
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Summary
Wet get spicy episode and FIERY mid season trailer and we go through it all! Is Nia in Denial or is Lala overstepping? Why does Nia bring her Nanny everywhere but never use her help? Luke is a giddy schoolboy after fishing and sex and Jasmine is irritated at outpouring of support Lala got when Jasmine's feelings were dismissed last year regarding Danny. Janet comforts Jason after a major injury, Zack brings Scheana into the storyline with a breast milk shoutout, and Michelle pays 150k to divorce Jesse. Brittany gets rid of the last piece of Jax and celebrates with a pre-surgery crab boil that no one wants.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi everybody. I'm Holly Borkes. I'm Sarah C. Welcome back to Reality Rules by |
| 0:07.6 | Vanderpump Rules Party podcast. The Valley is heating up. Yes. The Valley is normally always |
| 0:17.7 | heated, but it is absolutely heating up. |
| 0:24.3 | It's even hotter than it normally is. |
| 0:25.2 | That's right. |
| 0:30.7 | I mean, and this was even kind of a filler episode, but it was still like a good filler episode. |
| 0:39.6 | I mean, I feel like I am not the typical reality TV, you know, consumer. |
| 0:46.1 | I obviously, the Valley is close to my heart, so I am always going to be super hyped on that. |
| 0:48.7 | But this, it was good. |
| 0:50.1 | I liked this episode a lot. |
| 0:54.4 | There's definitely a lot to talk about, which that's all I'm looking for. |
| 1:03.1 | I'm confused about Mexico, because does Brittany go to Mexico? |
| 1:05.6 | Yes. |
| 1:10.5 | Aren't you not supposed to travel for a while with stitches and all that? |
| 1:12.1 | Actually, I know that for a fact because Kyah had the same, like some of the same surgeries. And she specifically had to arrange like her |
| 1:18.5 | trips and stuff for like a month out. She couldn't fly. Don't, don't people fly to Mexico |
| 1:26.0 | though to have like a surgery and there's, like, a service, |
| 1:28.8 | and then, like, they stay there for a while, and then they fly home? |
| 1:32.3 | Yeah, but it's, like, at least a couple weeks. |
| 1:35.2 | Yeah, I mean, unless they're driving, probably a lot of the people are driving, you know? |
| 1:42.7 | Yeah, if I was her with Cruz, I would have probably stayed somewhere. |
| 1:47.4 | I think I remember when it happened on her podcast, she said she was secluded in her room for three days and Cruz didn't even see her. |
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