The Valley is Here! Season 3 Ep 1!

Vanderpump Rules Party

Comedy, Personal Journals, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

3.4 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 1 April 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

We touch on the latest Scamanda updates before diving into the season premiere of The Valley where we meet Brittany's new man, Nia and Kristen's new babies, Jesse's girlfriend, Michelle and Schwartz's new single era, Janet and Kristen's pool party fallout and more!

Come join on Happy Hour Hangout Thursday April 2 at 6pm PDT to rehash the Scamanda, discuss the Valley premiere and all the gossip with us live on a Zoom. THe Zoom link is in our Patreon at www.patreon.com/vanderpumprulesparty

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0:00.0	Welcome to Vanderpump Rules Party podcast, the longest running podcast about Vanderpump Rules out there.
0:08.8	Please join your hosts, Holly and Sarah, as they deep dive everything Vanderpump Rules. We are young and we're free. Only thing that we need.
0:25.9	Hi, everybody.
0:29.2	I'm Holly Borkez.
0:31.1	I'm Sarah C.
0:32.1	Welcome back to the Valley.
0:34.3	Vanderpumperl's party doing the Valley.
0:36.8	It's here.
0:38.5	The Valley is back. Season three,
0:41.4	baby. I feel like I sound like
0:43.3	Danny. Season three, baby.
0:47.5	Yeah, baby.
0:49.8	Four under four.
0:52.0	Room for one more.
0:55.2	So we get five under five.
0:57.0	I guess this never ends.
0:57.9	Six under six.
0:59.0	Seven under six.
1:00.0	Okay.
1:01.2	When we get to 32 under 32, it's time to call it a day.
1:05.2	Yes.
1:06.5	Well, I am in the middle of a meme about something that was both comical and horrifying about Aaron needing to date someone a little more into fitness.
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