The Valley is Giving!: Ep 2 - Spicy Meat & a Sound Bath!
Vanderpump Rules Party
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3.4 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
We go through the extra details provided from the Valley After Show and then dive into this week's Valley Episode 2 with Janet confronting Jasmine and Nia, Lala confronting the pool man, Schwartz fake dating Michelle, Lacy laying down the law with Jesse, Kristen and Luke's sex life, Danny's balls and Zack throwing up the red flags to Brittany about her man choices. This was a great episode!
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Vanderpump Rules Party podcast, the longest running podcast about Vanderpump Rules out there. |
| 0:08.8 | Please join your hosts, Holly and Sarah, as they deep dive everything Vanderpump Rules. We are young and we're free. Oh, missing that we need. |
| 0:26.2 | Hi, everybody. |
| 0:27.7 | I'm Holly Borkez. |
| 0:29.7 | I'm Sarah C. |
| 0:30.6 | Welcome back. |
| 0:31.4 | We're here with the Valley, the Valley After Show. |
| 0:35.8 | Yes. |
| 0:38.0 | Well, I just in the middle of the last after show, the last week's was pretty good. |
| 0:45.5 | I was kind of surprised that they had an after show so soon after episode one. |
| 0:52.7 | I feel like they wait like four episodes or something. |
| 0:57.2 | Yeah, we're jumping right in. |
| 1:00.6 | I just found out, okay, so |
| 1:02.5 | Schwartz said Jacks moved like a half a mile |
| 1:06.3 | away to a cheaper place, basically. |
| 1:10.0 | He's like, oh, it's really lovely. He goes, well, I haven't seen it yet, but it's lovely. I'm place, basically. He's like, oh, it's really lovely. |
| 1:11.7 | He goes, well, I haven't seen it yet, but it's lovely. |
| 1:14.3 | I'm like, how do you know? |
| 1:18.1 | Bernie said co-parenting is some day is good, some day is still terrible. |
| 1:25.9 | But one thing I thought was funny, she goes, well, I'll catch him sometimes. |
| 1:29.3 | He'll come over and he'll go through Cruises toys and he'll take him over to his own house. |
| 1:34.6 | And she's like, buy your own toys. |
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