Guys, it's Wednesday, April 3rd.

We are approximately a little more than 48 hours into Mercury being in retrograde in case anyone and everyone did not know, because I can't stop thinking about it.

The last two days, the last several days, really, but has been, to say a comedy of errors feels unjust in a way.

But I know we have, we have come on the Instagram, we have come on the Patreon, we have come on the mic, and giving you guys a little window into what Lauren and I have been navigating these last few weeks with the move from fucking hell.

Settling in, the move out was a nightmare and took days and days and days.

And then we get into a place and Lauren's voice has been just absolutely shot.

Which is why, as you can probably tell by now, you're only

listening to me. You know, look, it's been a couple of weeks, guys. It has been a rough couple of

weeks when we are trying to get back on track. Lauren's voice is just completely dead. And

since you guys have been waiting for episodes and we have been

stressing about getting new episodes and getting caught up, we decided that, you know what,

I'm going to bring you a couple of recaps. Solo, just me, Morgan. This way, Lauren can rest her voice

and really you guys can get the content that you have been asking, pleading, and begging for,

and we want to give you.

And right now, we're going to get into some Valley Talk.

Not to be confused with that kind of Valley Talk, because that's not my jam.

Anyway, I'm going to give you some top-line thoughts as an EP,

kind of looking at the first two episodes before Lauren and I dig in to episode three on a solo recap that will be coming to you in the next couple of days.

Anyway, shall we get into it?

Hey, y'all. Welcome to Reality Bites, the podcast where we'll deep dive into this week's busiest reality TV and pop culture happenings.

I'm Lauren.

A reality TV producer by trade, but my favorite pastime is dishing unfiltered dirt and behind the scenes scoot.

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