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The Valley-Coaster

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🗓️ 7 May 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

The Valley does seem to have a rollercoaster of ups and downs and this week is more of a plummet but we're hangin on tight! We start with some breaking news about James Kennedy possibly becoming a father, and other Bravo related news before plunging-or plummeting into this week's The Valley episode!

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0:00.0

Hi everybody. I'm Holly Borkez. I'm Sarah C. Welcome back to Van der Pomp Rules Party with the Valley.

0:10.6

Yes. The Valley, I was very, very excited for this episode and I finished it being absolutely shocked. It had a nice ending that I will give it that,

0:24.2

but other than that, I was shocked. Until you weren't. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it was hard for me because

0:32.9

I watched it on a plane, so I, you know, you're just, anything is great on a plane, right, to get you through.

0:39.5

So I rewatched it then when I got home.

0:43.8

And, yeah, well, there finally is Brittany would say, San Diego.

0:49.8

San Diego with the most nothing burger that I've ever seen in my entire life.

0:55.0

Like I, I'm going to try to not be a Debbie Downer on this episode because I've been thinking all day.

1:01.0

I was like, how could I liven this up?

1:03.0

It's not my job.

1:05.0

I am going to point out what they chose to show on this episode, and it wasn't much.

1:10.0

Let me tell you. Yeah yeah actually the more interesting pieces

1:14.5

are what they didn't show like luke and jerry arguing at belmont park which you'll only get here

1:21.4

one of the most interesting parts was like brittney ordering a diet coke at the the amusement park or the amount of mayo that she

1:30.0

used like that literally the mayo was the star of the episode when we get there I have well okay

1:37.5

I might as well just ask now okay I have another thing too for Summerhouse that I need to pull you

1:43.6

about but um Julia said I was wrong and she pointed out that she was the MS readathon champion.

1:52.0

So she would know better than I apparently on the question I have about Summer House.

1:58.0

But back to the Mayo situation.

2:00.0

Like I've known Schwartz's hated Mayo and I always want to say, well, do you hate eggs?

2:05.0

Because that's what it is, you know?

2:08.8

The mayo.

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