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The Valenti Show

The Valenti Show with Rico - March Madness Deal Breakers

The Valenti Show

Audacy

Sports

4.31.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2021

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Would any of these scenarios make you leave a party?

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0:00.0

Oh, yes, the stupid detective music. It's back. This is actually people love it. They

0:10.8

love it. Got to love it, man. Don't just see a guy smoking a cigar as like dark liquor

0:16.2

in a glass. Black and white. Yeah. Just sitting there or in a newspaper or Tommy gun sitting

0:23.4

on the desk or Roberto lying nude on his bathroom floor, post shower like he does every morning

0:29.3

at night. It's pre shower. You know, he does that. I imagine like tool playing during

0:34.0

that. No, he locks the bathroom door and he lies down on the bathroom floor to avoid

0:38.8

it. And I have those red heat lamps in there too. Okay. Okay. Got to warm it up in there

0:46.1

in the morning. Okay. Let's get to it. I have a little tourney addition of deal breakers

0:50.6

for you today. Oh, this ought to be great. So a guy whose basketball knowledge fits in

0:55.4

the symbol. I asked for a little help. Got a little help. All right. Here we go. Someone

1:01.4

at work starts a bracket. Your receptionist collects all the money. But the person who

1:07.6

created the bracket wants a cut of the winnings just for setting it up. Christ. Do you allow

1:12.8

that or you just not even join it because you don't want to give that guy any money?

1:16.1

I'll go first. I don't do brackets anymore because they're annoying and the people who

1:19.7

run them are some of the worst people on earth. I'm out. Bracket guy is a is a barnacle

1:26.2

on the bottom of a boat. I want no part of it. It's a complete deal breaker for me. You

1:33.0

know what it's the guy. The guy basically is perning out like a bracket and he wants

1:36.9

money for it. Right. No, I mean, nowadays you're right. Back in the day, you had to keep

1:42.8

tabulated by a hand. But right now, no, it's like this. If I win, I shouldn't have

1:49.9

to be obligated to give you anything. If I want to give you a tip, five, but other than

1:54.5

that, no, I don't want to give you anything. I want to keep the money to myself. Good

1:57.8

you have to do that. Evan Jenkins, your thoughts. No, I agreed to and the only tip I would

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