The Vagina Monologues
Eating For Free
Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson
4.8 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 11 April 2025
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Hosted by journalists Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson, Eating For Free is a weekly podcast that explores gossip and power in the pop culture landscape: Where it comes from, who wields it, and who suffers at the hands of it. Find out the stories behind the stories, as together they look beyond the headlines of troublesome YouTubers or scandal-ridden A-Listers, and delve deep into the inner workings of Hollywood's favorite pastime. The truth, they've found, is definitely stranger than any gossip.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm I'm I'm |
| 0:21.6 | I'm |
| 0:22.6 | I'm |
| 0:23.6 | I'm |
| 0:25.6 | I'm She's back. |
| 0:50.7 | Well, wow. |
| 0:51.9 | Back, back again. |
| 1:12.5 | Oh, wow. This is weird. It's very weird. You're also sitting kind of in a very specific position. Okay, here's the thing that nobody understands about me. Okay. Let me flip this pillow around. I'm always in a place now of lay. I'm in a place of lay. I'm joining you. I'm reclining. I'm in a place of sat. I'm in a place of sitting. I'm in a place of lay. I'm joining you. I'm in a place of sat. I'm in a place of sitting. I'm in a place of rest. Yes, rest and relaxation and healing. And can I just say, |
| 1:18.8 | yeah, if I was at the White Lotus, I would ask them to shoot me first. Because honestly, |
| 1:25.7 | I don't think rest. I don't think rest is for me. I don't think relax. I don't think rest I don't think rest is for me I don't think relax I don't think sit I don't think recline I knew years ago this would be the biggest issue for you I don't think that this is something that I'm cut out for I'm not cut out to sit down for a long time The doctors are like you're going to have this bleeding you're're going to have like cramps, you're going to be physically unable to move, but you're also going to just sit your ass down and shut the hell up, bitch. And you know what did I said to them? I said, literally strap me the fucking, like, like, I feel like some days I literally have to be bolted to a chair. Yeah. Like literally crucify me on the cross like Jesus was, but like horizontal. Like a horizontal crucifixion. Because otherwise I want to move. I want to get up. I want to stand. I want to be in a place of walk. Did you cancel your gym membership or pause it? I paused it. Because they're probably like, where is she out? Here's the thing. Okay. You're a gym rat. I have been working out, but just in experimental new ways. Oh. Yeah. What's this? Okay. Oh, I do some arm lifts. Okay. I do some arm lifts. You can't really lift. Are you not supposed to lift? I do some leg lifts. No, like arm lifts. Like I, like, hold a little weight while laying down. |
| 2:38.0 | Oh, no. I do some arm lifts You can't really lift Are you not supposed to lift? I do some leg lifts |
| 2:34.3 | No like arm lifts Like I like hold a little weight While laying down And I do a little bit of a Oof Oof Oof One two One two Sometimes when I'm dilating I like to do that Because it like Keeps me physically engaged I do like little leg lips in bed Like a little bit of and a little bit of |
| 2:50.2 | It's got to start somewhere. |
| 2:52.2 | Oh God, doing that just now, I literally felt like little leg lips in bed like a little bit of and a little bit of oh gotta start somewhere um |
| 2:51.9 | oh god doing that just now i literally felt i saw the twitch the chill run up my pussy okay let's talk |
| 2:59.4 | about the pussy let's talk about okay welcome to eating for free the podcast recording live from |
| 3:03.5 | the inner canal of jones summer's vagina um deep deep deep within the recesses of John Summer's vagina. |
| 3:14.3 | Deep, deep, deep within the recesses of my new vagina, paid for by public health care. Shout out to that. |
| 3:16.2 | Shout out. |
| 3:17.5 | In Trump's America, honey? |
| 3:20.6 | I got American taxpayers to pay for a pussy. |
| 3:24.5 | And because of my income level, I got tax benefits. |
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