The Vacation Disasters Episode

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 August 2019

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Vacations are like any other carefully planned human endeavor: they are subject to complete and total collapse, from predictable factors and from shit you never saw coming. You, the listeners, have pooped yourselves, seriously injured yourselves, left each other in jail on false charges, been conquered by Disney, and caused permanent damage to your relationships. Fortunately, we have done these things, too. The Shutdown Fullcast: We All Sink Down Here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the shutdown full cast. That's right. So the internet's only
0:06.5	College football podcast, but we're also a podcast that likes to look out for your health and welfare. For instance
0:15.6	How long's it been since you've taken a moment for yourself even a vacation?
0:20.4	If you will, it's probably been too long and by that I mean like a week
0:25.6	Two weeks self-care is important, right? I think we'd all agree on that
0:31.1	You think you think two weeks is too long to go between vacations. It's definitely too
0:37.2	Anything anything in the year 2019 can be self-care, right?
0:42.0	Welcome to the shutdown full cast France's most radical podcast
0:47.0	The 15 hour work week too long. Yeah, it's
0:51.3	It's grueling, but I think it's the way forward for this company
0:54.9	Our fat sons are ready to shatter heaven
0:59.6	We we asked y'all
1:02.3	for and by y'all I mean our loyal listeners both on the shutdown full cast Reddit and on the shutdown full cast Twitter account
1:12.4	We asked y'all to tell us about
1:15.0	your vacation
1:16.5	disasters and
1:18.7	Good good Lord
1:20.9	Did you reply and an enormous amount of y'all have pooped in church which I?
1:28.9	That's absolutely not what we were asking for listen this beer moves different people in different ways, all right?
1:36.7	Hey God said 10% everything is his
1:43.1	Including your ass
1:45.5	Why is why is God George Carlin in this case?
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