Hannah, there's a game people play who have worked at the United States Department of Agriculture

and it's called, Does the USDA do it?

How do you play?

I read about it in the fifth risk, a book by Michael Lewis.

It's not dissimilar from two truths in a lie.

One person says a thing, right?

A far out, strange thing.

And the other person has to guess whether or not it's something the USDA does.

All right, hit me.

Fire a 106 millimeter recoilless rifle to control avalanches at man with mountain.

If you're alone to buy a house, maintain a fleet of aircraft.

Inspect every single piece of meat and poultry in the United States.

Manage and dispose of mule deer corpses infected with chronic wasting disease.

Provide hot lunch for over 30 million school children.

Shoot fireworks at geese near airport runway.

Research improving algorithms in the wind erosion protection system model for temporal changes

in the state of surface conditions.

They do it all, don't they?

They do it all, Hannah.

I wouldn't be surprised if they hosted this podcast.

You're listening to Civics 101.

I'm the Capitite J.

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