Welcome to Softcore History.

Hello and welcome back to soft core history.

My name's Jake Goldman. I'll be your host for today and I am

joined as always by my two best friends and co-hosts and a really nice guy

working the switchboard today. First we got Dan Regester over here to my

right, stage left. What's up's up hey Jake I'm looking a little clean aren't I you looking good you're looking good you're looking good you're worried yet no because at the end of the day I'm just gonna have a a nice meal. I think you're worried that you're

going to have to spend all your ad money on a nice meal for me and whatever lady friend I

decide to bring. I like how we've added stipulations to this so Rob is

also here. Rob is over here to my left. So hey anyway. to this

so Rob is also here Rob is over here to my left so hey anyway and listen if you're one of the female

listeners that we have all five of you if you want to join us at this dinner

perhaps damn you're gonna I do need a day you're gonna get d.m. For sure if you're in the Austin the greater Austin area I guess that includes flugerville round rock

See you know what Jake will fly you out as well.

I'm not flying shit out, bro,

it's just you have to spend all your ad money on Dan.

It's really, you know, inside the restaurant of Lonesome Dove.

Yeah. So flights out of the question, but she can have as many drinks as she wants until she runs out of her app money.

She gets nothing. She gets nothing.

Well you can buy her drinks. Dan, you're actually a being a gentleman. You're like, let me get you a drink, babe.

Jake, buy me.

Put it on Jake's tab.

Although I will not spike the football too early.

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