Oh, yeah.

Football season, bitch. God, you love football, not you? Something about those large males running at each other full speed, biggest freaks on earth, on roids. Biggest freaks on earth? I think they're the biggest freaks on earth. Hello, there's a bigger, freakier guy sitting right next to you on this couch. Oh, well, I could, you know, the clay on the, the bachelor guy that was a nine year NFL vet, he did tell me I look like the guys he went to war with. He told me that. He looked me in the eyes and he told me that. No, you don't look like an athlete at all. I don't look like an athlete. Look at these fucking, look at these legs. You're carrying too much weight. you would never make it a day. I'll give you a week actually in the NFL

because that's unconscionable. You're carrying too much weight. You would never make it a day.

I'll give you a week, actually, in the NFL, because that's unconditioned muscle mass.

You would tire and you would be fucking cut.

Listen, my cardio, they would cut me and I'd go fucking coach college, dude.

I'd be an assistant coach at Northwestern or some

bullshit like that and I'd be banging all the young girls while I fucking tell some I'd give the

advice I'd be that guy that's like a little stoned or like drunk after the game like you guys

fucking suck today but you know what I'm gonna give you some advice right now come over here

that'd be that guy that sounds about right you're the washed up coach I'm gonna give you some advice right now come over here that

that sounds about right you're the washed up coach I'm the star still playing in the NFL

that's how it's gonna be I'm 30 years old I think my career is just about to start

blossoming we're not gonna obviously play football in here right now today I'm not

gonna go out and try to walk on do a team but what But what we can do, I thought, old pigskin.

Since we record these podcasts on Monday nights,

is we can try out a little NFL game.

Oh.

I haven't worked it out much,

but right now the Steelers are playing the New York Giants.

It's the second quarter.

There's about six minutes left until halftime.

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