The Unraveling of the FBI while the President Sleeps
The Mary Trump Podcast
Mary Trump Media
4.9 • 847 Ratings
🗓️ 6 December 2025
⏱️ 21 minutes
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Summary
This week, Mary breaks down the embarrassing Kash Patel FBI jacket fiasco and Donald’s Tuesday cabinet meltdown, where TV-reject loyalists showered him with praise as he drifted off and slept through his own meeting.
Also on deck: Kevin Hassett’s newest excuse for sinking consumer confidence, Karoline Leavitt’s brief accidental moment of honesty, Sean Duffy’s push to drag America back to 1970s gas guzzlers, and Champagne Pete Hegseth’s unhinged dinner-guest wishlist.
It’s Trump Trolls Trump Week 45.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to this week's episode of Trump Trolls Trump. You know the drill by now. |
| 0:05.6 | There is so much to mock in the Trump regime, you know, the suckups, the sycophants, the enablers, |
| 0:11.4 | and of course Donald himself, that we have to have a whole separate show simply so we can do that. |
| 0:17.8 | It has now been 320 days, which seems remarkable, unlikely, and terrific, since |
| 0:24.5 | inauguration day, and we are taking a look back at week 45. Remember the golden age? Well, |
| 0:33.0 | it's finally here, much like infrastructure week. It's finally happening. The problem, though, is that |
| 0:39.7 | Donald can't stay awake long enough to enjoy all of it. So let's take a step back, though, |
| 0:47.7 | and start with Donald's FBI director, Cash Patel. Patel is literally a man who exemplifies the meaning of the term in over his head. |
| 0:59.4 | The guy is so incredibly incompetent and unqualified. It's actually, it must be painful to him, |
| 1:06.6 | which is good. Anyway, there was a story this week that rocked the very agency Patel purports to lead. |
| 1:16.0 | It was a scandal of epic proportions. Well, actually, that's not true. It was the scandal of tiny |
| 1:21.2 | proportions, actually, because it had to do with a wardrobe malfunction. Anyway, the little guy had a meltdown over a jacket. |
| 1:30.3 | And my little guy, I'm not commenting on his side, |
| 1:33.3 | I'm commenting on his emotional depth and maturity. |
| 1:40.3 | Anyway, the new republic reports that back in September, quote, when Patel landed in Utah to |
| 1:47.3 | investigate the murder of Charlie Kirk, he refused to exit the plane until someone fetched him |
| 1:51.8 | a medium-sized FBI jacket, unquote. He essentially was throwing a fit about the fact that |
| 1:57.8 | he didn't have a jacket that fit him. Why? Well, because he forgot to |
| 2:01.9 | bring one when he should have been helping his agents on the ground investigate a high-profile |
| 2:08.0 | assassination. The New Republic wrote further, quote, Fetell ended up taking a female agent's jacket. |
| 2:16.7 | He then began to complain that that jacket didn't have the proper patches on it, |
| 2:20.8 | and he refused to leave the plane once again until SWAT team members gave him their patches, unquote. |
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