The Unnecessary NFL Relocation Draft

Shutdown Fullcast

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Sports, Football

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2019

⏱️ 73 minutes

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These days NFL teams only move two places: to Los Angeles or away from Los Angeles (Las Vegas counts as both, just trust us). This sucks and is boring, so we are taking matters into our own hands and moving teams wherever we want using a confusing draft process with unclear rules. It's fine, it works out for everyone involved. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the shutdown full cast.
0:07.0	It's an air horn underwater.
0:11.0	The only college football ball.
0:13.0	Why would you have an air horn underwater?
0:16.0	Why would not you call the water horn?
0:18.0	Yeah, that's how that's called a jet ski, right?
0:21.0	I think if you have an air horn underwater,
0:24.0	it would be kind of a bind because you would be drowning
0:27.0	and you'd want the air, but you would also be setting off an air horn on your face.
0:30.0	Only you would necessarily be drowning while you were underwater.
0:33.0	The rest of us can survive for a short time.
0:35.0	So you think...
0:36.0	I bet if you did this, dolphins would come and beat you to death.
0:39.0	Shut the fuck up!
0:42.0	About a baby!
0:45.0	You woke my son!
0:48.0	Apologize to Mortimer!
0:50.0	So like, it's the final scene in the movie.
0:53.0	Spencer's down there.
0:54.0	He's like repairing the bottom of the sub.
0:56.0	And he's like running low on air horns.
0:58.0	Like every 10 seconds, he has to blast one into his mouth.
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