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Turtle Time

The Unmasking of Monica (RHOSLC, RHOBH, and Southern Charm Recaps)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7603 Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2024

⏱️ 190 minutes

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Summary

Welcome back, little turtle cuties! On this week's Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Gypsy Rose Blanchard being Stassi Schroeder's cousin, Lisa Vanderpump's new show, Vanderpump Villa, Tom Sandoval taking a photo with a tiger in Thailand, and much more! (00:00 - 59:14) And then they dive into the stunning Real Housewives of Salt Lake City season 4 finale (59:14), the latest episodes of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (02:07:14) and then last week's episode of Southern Charm. (02:39:45). If you enjoyed this episode but you demand more, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This one's for you tonight.

0:03.0

Okay, let's get started.

0:06.0

Just raise your glasses high.

0:13.0

This once we turn of time.

0:16.0

Hey me, Riley. Amy Riley

0:25.0

We're back

0:29.5

We're back our little turtle cuties

0:32.6

I didn't know if we could do it, but we're here

0:35.3

I thought if we took a week off, we would never come back.

0:39.1

Yeah.

0:39.4

Did you think that too? Yeah. Were you worried that we're going to get a text from each other at some point and say, do you think we should just end the Turtle Time mission? One year, less than one year. Less than one year. Well, let's at least make it till March 3rd, or, you know, around the Scandival one year anniversary, right?

0:56.4

Yeah. in one year. Well, let's at least make it till March 3rd, or, you know, around the Scandival one year anniversary, right?

0:56.4

Yeah. Yeah. I, you know, there was that huge Salt Lake bomb this week, and there was talk of whether we were going to record early as an emergency, but I was unavailable. And I was like, I don't think I can do it even one day sooner. I understand. I think we definitely, well, so I've said this before, but adhering to this week and doing every week makes you, you know, committed to it. Like if you do take a week off, it's one time, I used to play tennis every, almost every single day with my wife. and then one day we didn't wake up at 7 a.m. And we said, ah, let's just sleep in. And then we never played tennis again. It's been two years. Yeah. That's how quickly a routine can shift. So I'm glad we came back. No matter how shitty this episode is, I'm glad we're just back. You know what I mean?

1:46.7

And we are adhering to this. And I think we can let, I think we can make turtle time. There's

1:51.1

enough juice to squeeze for a little longer, right? I think so. I think that Salt Lake City,

1:58.5

what that did, that just said that there is more juice in the big

2:03.3

Bravo fruit that we don't just have to think about Vanderpump rules and Scandival.

2:10.0

Like we were ringing the shit out of Scandival. I mean, we're still seeing the drips of juice

2:14.8

from Scandival. Salt Lake City just had, I think, one of the most powerful things ever.

2:19.9

I mean, not to step on it, but that's one of the biggest things ever happened in the Bravo universe,

2:23.3

and that just happened now. Yeah, it was very unique. I was racking my brain for previous examples,

2:29.2

and I couldn't really come up with one. I mean, honestly, you kind of have to give Salt Lake credit because the FBI

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