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The Two Pints Podcast!

The Unluckiest People Ever | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2

The Two Pints Podcast!

Will & Ralf

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.91.6K Ratings

🗓️ 4 May 2021

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

You got time for a swift half? We're chatting about some of the unluckiest or luckiest people in the world (depending how you look at it!) including a bloke who survived a train crash, a plane crash, two car explosions but then went on to win the lottery! 🤯


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0:00.0

I've got a couple of things I've wanted to, because of, you know, when shit's been at

0:14.0

me and stuff, I've googled someone lucky people, right?

0:17.6

Just a couple, just for me, fantastic facts, there's just a few, just a few people that have

0:21.6

been, do you know they've got people, you go, your class number's unlucky, or lucky?

0:25.8

And do you know when you have a few bad days, you go, God, my luck's not in at the moment.

0:29.0

So I found just a couple of unlucky people, and I thought, I'll share them with you.

0:35.4

Now this, this first woman here, she's called Violet Jessup, there she is, can you see her?

0:43.6

Okay, I can see Violet, yeah.

0:47.1

She was on the Titanic, and two of the boats that sank, the sister of the Titanic, and she

0:55.6

worked on these boats, three boats, and they all fucking sank, and she survived.

1:01.5

But wait, well then, to be fair, that makes her arguably one of the luckiest people ever.

1:06.8

Yeah, but unlucky, if you fucking see her on your boat, you go, oh yeah, she's taking all the

1:20.3

luck, yeah. Violet survives, no one else does, now that's one.

1:25.9

Now this guy, this guy here, it's the same, the same thing, is he lucky or unlucky?

1:31.1

His name is Roy Sullivan, there he is, all right, yeah, there's Roy.

1:37.3

He's been struck by lightning seven times, seven, four times in one year, four times in

1:46.3

one year, and he's still alive, I bet he's cocks like a cattle prod.

1:50.9

Mate, listen, we say I'm lucky, right, we say I'm lucky.

1:54.9

But is this child just going out into the middle of fields with a giant rod, a jack?

1:59.4

I mean, he's like, I don't understand why this keeps happening to me, it's just a hobby

2:03.1

of mine going into a field with a hundred foot metal pole, so weird, maybe he's thought,

2:09.9

I'm going to commit suicide, but it's going to be by lightning, and he keeps trying, yeah.

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