The Unluckiest People Ever | A Swift Half - Two Pints With Will & Ralf S2
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🗓️ 4 May 2021
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You got time for a swift half? We're chatting about some of the unluckiest or luckiest people in the world (depending how you look at it!) including a bloke who survived a train crash, a plane crash, two car explosions but then went on to win the lottery! 🤯
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| 0:00.0 | I've got a couple of things I've wanted to, because of, you know, when shit's been at |
| 0:14.0 | me and stuff, I've googled someone lucky people, right? |
| 0:17.6 | Just a couple, just for me, fantastic facts, there's just a few, just a few people that have |
| 0:21.6 | been, do you know they've got people, you go, your class number's unlucky, or lucky? |
| 0:25.8 | And do you know when you have a few bad days, you go, God, my luck's not in at the moment. |
| 0:29.0 | So I found just a couple of unlucky people, and I thought, I'll share them with you. |
| 0:35.4 | Now this, this first woman here, she's called Violet Jessup, there she is, can you see her? |
| 0:43.6 | Okay, I can see Violet, yeah. |
| 0:47.1 | She was on the Titanic, and two of the boats that sank, the sister of the Titanic, and she |
| 0:55.6 | worked on these boats, three boats, and they all fucking sank, and she survived. |
| 1:01.5 | But wait, well then, to be fair, that makes her arguably one of the luckiest people ever. |
| 1:06.8 | Yeah, but unlucky, if you fucking see her on your boat, you go, oh yeah, she's taking all the |
| 1:20.3 | luck, yeah. Violet survives, no one else does, now that's one. |
| 1:25.9 | Now this guy, this guy here, it's the same, the same thing, is he lucky or unlucky? |
| 1:31.1 | His name is Roy Sullivan, there he is, all right, yeah, there's Roy. |
| 1:37.3 | He's been struck by lightning seven times, seven, four times in one year, four times in |
| 1:46.3 | one year, and he's still alive, I bet he's cocks like a cattle prod. |
| 1:50.9 | Mate, listen, we say I'm lucky, right, we say I'm lucky. |
| 1:54.9 | But is this child just going out into the middle of fields with a giant rod, a jack? |
| 1:59.4 | I mean, he's like, I don't understand why this keeps happening to me, it's just a hobby |
| 2:03.1 | of mine going into a field with a hundred foot metal pole, so weird, maybe he's thought, |
| 2:09.9 | I'm going to commit suicide, but it's going to be by lightning, and he keeps trying, yeah. |
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