this is the outside podcast with patio there's like hyper masculine bro dude guys you know who just want to do

back country or like ride loamers like i don't mess around with trails where the public goes.

I only ride those secret stuff.

You know, they'll, like, give you an exit number off of the highway and be like, meet me.

Once things got popular, people I met in the industry, would be like, you want to go ride, exit, blah, blah, blah.

And I'm like, I can tell by that sentence that I don't.

Howdy, pals, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every time I walk into a ski shop,

without fail, and even though I swore right before I walked in that I would not, I pick up a ski off the rack, stand it up with the tail on the ground, place one hand on the tip and my other hand on the middle, and flex the ski a few times.

Then I nod seriously, like it just told me a secret and place it back on the rack.

Why do I perform this bizarre ritual?

Because outdoor humans are weirdos and we do weird stuff.

Need more evidence?

Every time I try on a new jacket, I rub my hands up and down the chest so it makes that

pp-p-p-p-p-p-pht sound and think, yeah, that's some good waterproofing right there.

Nothing's getting through that. I think it's

perfectly normal to wear a puffy jacket and flip-flops at the same time. I have never attempted,

nor ever thought to attempt, parking my car in my garage, because garages are for storing

outdoorsy gear, not cars. Think this is all just patio-specific weirdness?

Then you, my friends, need to meet Scott Lossie.

Scott is an avid snowboarder, cyclist, and mountain biker. And last year, he posted a hilarious video to his

Instagram account. It's a tour of his local mountain bike park near his home in Seattle, where Scott

points out all these intimidating features, like big banking wall rides and huge jumps. Some people

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