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Sound up the trumpets, paint down the lights As magic and mystery and wonders make light

A world's full of danger, always nearby Been offered they have arrived

The song accents are on bright brand new age The rise ups about all the challenge for face

Vanquish evil saving the damn Unexpectable time awaits

When last we left our adventures, Otho Valentinius, Kai Valentinius, Milo Brightbeam,

Gaius Agni, and Eastcanned Seatlally, the party is lost in the darkened halls of Eastenvale

Keep searching for potion ingredients scattered within the castle,

whilst also avoiding the tangled and twisted accursed form of the king roaming the halls

Now, after finding the final ingredient sequestered inside of the royal vault,

the party must plan a cautious path back to a location where they can synthesize this divine potion

and hopefully end the tyrannical rule of King Isaac Eastenvale once and for all

Alrighty, so as all of you kind of stumble out of the vault a little bit frightened

after the bloodied message on the wall that was scrawled in front of you, a lit up by lantern light

as the door threw itself open by force and you turned back to see the message gone

you all make your way out back into the throne room

Oh, that was awful

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