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Certificate number 30080 The the underarm bowling incident.

Are you really serious?

Have you, you can sit there and say that you had a legitimate alternative?

I like that it has incident in the name.

Incidence.

Because that really gives it a kind of a geopolitical quality. I love that it has underarm in it, a word we don't say often enough.

Only if Native is sponsoring the show. Is a sports story, which kind of makes the incident sound very funny.

But you know to the guys who call into sports talk radio all day,

nothing is more important than the details of sports.

So of course, you can't have incidents and crises

and ultimatums and supremacy's and whatever else in sports.

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