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It's that time of year once more

To eat cheap wings

And chug and cause

To stutter and pontificate

To slur and drool and show up late to be the hero and the victim with bleeding hemorrhoids on your rectum

to let's not trip out of your nose and shit while wearing all your clothes

While the cheer while the fuss

You dumb fuck because it's Smas

You dumb fuck because it's Smas You dumb fuck Because it's Smas. You dumb fuck!

Because it's Sismas.

All right, everybody.

Oh yeah.

I want to thank Fudgecichl, 1980.

We want to thank Fudgecichl.80. We want to thank Fudge Sickle.

We want to thank all of you.

Merry Christmas, everyone.

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