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The Shuli Network

The Uncle Rico Show: Pissing In The Sump Pump

The Shuli Network

Shuli Egar

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Stand-up

4.61.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 December 2022

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Shuli returns to The Uncle Rico Show as the guys break down a meaningless conversation between two midwits. Get tickets for DabbleCon on February 3rd and 4th at www.WATPLive.com   Get your Uncle Rico Merch at www.BelowTheCollar.com/UncleRico   https://twitter.com/levy_sir https://twitter.com/mikemorsesays   Sign up for my Patreon on my website: https://ShalomShuli.com Patreon.com/TheMiserableMenShow   If you have a small or large online business and would like to sponsor the show, contact us through this email- AdvertiseWithShuli@gmail.com Manscaped: It’s never too early to play Holiday music, and it’s never too early to start thinking about gifts. Whether it’s for a friend or the friends in your pants, you can make this a season to be jolly with MANSCAPED™. Do your little drummer boy a favor and use the lawn Mower 4.0 to avoid another silent night. Santa cares about his Sack, and so should you. Look nice when you get naughty by going to manscaped.com and use code SHULISHOW for free shipping and 20% off.    Rex MD: Get 90% off RexMD and only pay $2 per dosage with our exclusive link -> RexMD.com/Shuli!  #rexmdpod       Follow Shuli on: Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/Shulistandup/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/shalomshuli Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/shalomshuli/ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I guess I'm the somewhere.

0:02.0

Uh oh!

0:03.0

Music

0:27.0

Go!

0:28.0

That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the world famous Uncle Rico show with your world famous Uncle Rico hosts all back in full effect.

0:42.0

The whole crew, the whole team.

0:45.0

On Vulture on his dumb tron is formed. We are all ready to rock. How's everybody doing? How's everybody feeling? Okay. Good to be back on the Rico train.

0:57.0

I just love the way everybody blames me for the Bob get the right day to this. He's laid a Bob cacolano. Listen to me. I'm this fucking he I've been upset. It's fucking 615.

1:09.0

Sounds like it. I literally just put the jacket on you and you rolled out of bed. Yeah. Yeah, it sounds like it. Yeah. I'm okay now. I'm okay. Everything's fine.

1:21.0

Welcome everybody. We are excited. Lock going on. Sorry I was away. It was the year anniversary of my mom's passing and in the Jewish tradition. The only rush to bury. They don't rush to give you a headstone.

1:35.0

So we got her revealing of her headstone this past weekend. So that's where I was doing the family thing and and and boy did I miss you guys it was a tough weekend.

1:48.0

I watched miserable men last night when I landed. God damn boys. That was I mean that was one of the funniest.

1:58.0

Longest running bits I've ever seen done in radio or broadcast thing, whatever you want to call it. If you haven't seen it, I recommend seeing it. It is one of my favorites and I wasn't even in it.

2:11.0

Yeah, it's great. I was out and it was it was my kind of Mark Burns, Bob and our pal Lenny and you got to watch it. If you're on the Patreon, obviously if you're here, then you can watch it. The episode is up.

2:26.0

And yeah, it was phenomenal. I was I was jealous that I wasn't on with you guys. But welcome everyone. I know. Yeah, Justin's right. I was great. Justin. You're right. I was there. But you have to watch it. Yeah.

2:41.0

You can't explain it. You can't explain what happened. Right.

2:46.0

What the fuck was that? Oh, that was last night. Yeah. That's me laughing.

2:54.0

Speaking of that's me laughing. Let's get to it. We have a good. Oh, and by the way, I'd like tonight. We're only going to get through about half of this. Maybe.

3:06.0

So I'd like tonight with your permission, boys, to do a live YouTube. And we do a free YouTube for part two of this tonight.

3:15.0

Okay, we can do it at any time. F to eight. Yeah, I was thinking nine o'clock. Nine is good for me.

3:22.0

What do you say they're bram stroke stoker? Do it. Do it. Do it. Give your give your arthritis gang signs. Yeah. Thumbs up.

3:31.0

All up.

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