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The Shuli Network

The Uncle Rico Show: I Wish You Were Tied To Those Tracks

The Shuli Network

Shuli Egar

Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Stand-up

4.41.3K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Music

0:27.0

Music

0:47.0

Hello, good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome. Welcome to the world famous Uncle Rico show with your world famous Uncle Rico host.

0:56.9

We are live from the rustic cut studios in Alabama and New Jersey. The macas of show business. Thank you everybody for joining us. Welcome. Welcome.

1:10.9

How are we doing guys? We haven't seen each other in about 20 minutes.

1:14.9

Wow. I don't know if they told you, but right after you guys left, former employee Ray DeVito showed up. Wow. You knew he would be at the gym, Bob.

1:29.9

He said he said Bob knew he would be at the gym. Yeah, I said that. I said he's not he's driving. Yeah, I thought he was driving. I didn't know he already went to the gym, but he has to shower and that's where he's out of it.

1:42.9

Yeah. All right. Is anything? No, I just I just said he goes. There's something about the video. I said, oh, we'll have to watch that next time.

1:54.9

Wow. Well, we'll get into that tomorrow on BS. I'm sure we'll have we'll have more to discuss, but that's not what we're here to discuss. No one wants to hear about Ray DeVito tonight or anytime.

2:11.9

Kidding Ray. I'm kidding. I'm just dumb. This is the dumb network. I want that in the opening tomorrow and say the shoolean network is all the dumb shoolean. Do you have that guys?

2:25.9

We have it already. We have it already. What? Why should I be surprised? The dumb shoolean network. We have a graphics for that should be in the discord. I think.

2:37.9

Give me just a second. Yeah, no problem. Wow. I mean, this is the thing this team that people want to run joke around. We dream. Well, we dream about they make a reality these guys.

2:53.9

Right. It's like Disney. Yeah. I want the whole thing changed tomorrow.

3:03.9

Jim and I 13. We're going in a different direction. All right. Well, let's get into this. We got some time left on this package. This was Scott Salem, John Melinda's and our boy Tommy.

3:22.9

Yeah. Hello, MSC, MSCS or MSMS, MC, MC, MC, let's get. Hello, you.

3:37.9

Yeah. Why are you looking at me all weird? No, I'm thinking. By the way, in case you miss, that's what you miss the last 23 minutes.

3:51.9

Like 20 years. No, I was just trying to figure out how long we've been here. Rob, we're over an hour ago.

4:01.9

Like a year and a half now, I'm golfing and what do you use them far away? Seven iron? It depends on how far I got to go. Yeah, come on time.

4:11.9

I still have. I told you I'm terrible in the fairway. I could use a wood on, you know, if that's a long hole. Yeah.

4:19.9

I've used it makes you makes you wish you were listening to talk about laser discs right now.

4:26.9

I mean, it's a little fucked up here in Scott talking about golf. Maybe I'll use a wood. Seven iron.

4:34.9

Three wood on. I'll use three wood. Three wood or hybrids, hybrids, four or five hybrids.

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