I'm done. I'm quitting acting. Tell the trades. It was a tremendous honor to be a part of storytelling and myth-making.

Welcome to now playing podcast review of the unbearable weight of massive talent.

This is a grounded adult drama about two tough sensitive men and their unlikely friendship.

Hosted by Arnie. Have you seen crooks too? No, I'm 44 years old. One fuck would I see crooks too? I've seen face-off and con-air. Jacob. Oh my god, you're so awesome.

And Stewart. I am so happy that you're here.

This podcast will be spoiler-filled and may contain harsh language. Listener discretion is advised.

Look, if Harvey wants me to fuck his wife or watch me watch him fuck his wife, that's a no-go. Do you understand? There's no boy out.

We hope you enjoy the show.

But I'm gonna get this next round. And when I do, then I'm back. I'm not that you ain't anywhere.

Today we're discussing the unbearable weight of massive talent.

This starring Nicholas Cage, Pedro Pascal, Sharon Horgan, Ike Brannholz, with Neil Patrick Harris and Tiffany Haddish, directed by Tom Gormican.

This is Arnie fucking!

Carvalho. Go host of now play.

And Stewart. And this is the Go host who smooches good. Jacob, you do smooch good.

I really like how I smooch myself, especially.

That's hot. So welcome to a one-off weekend of release review. I doubt that there's going to be an entire franchise here.

But when I saw Nick Cage playing Nick Cage, I'm like, this is like my perfect movie. I need to see this movie. We need to talk about this movie.

Nick Cage. What does Nick Cage mean in 2022? That's what I really wondered.

Seeing now that there's a whole comedy about his persona, he's gonna play himself.

I mean, we've made lots of jokes about his persona.

Yeah, to me, I think of someone who basically is confined to doing mostly VOD shit, like really crappy movies, and has taken it upon himself to elevate bad acting as an art form.

He actually wants us to consider bad acting as something that can be a positive.

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