The Ultimate Lie

The Jackie and Laurie Show

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Laurie, Jackie, Show, Comedy, Maximumfun, Kilmartin, Kashian

4.8 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 24 July 2017

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

This week on the Jackie and Laurie Show we slow it down, rely on our lesbian instincts, experience an armada of Armenians, and we learn that we shouldn't criticize ourselves (because they'll do it for you) Comic of the Week: Tracy Smith facebook.com/ComedianTracySmith Follow @jackiekashian and @anylaurie16 on Twitter! Follow the show! @JackieandLaurie

Transcript

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0:00.0	Now entering nerdist.com
0:04.8	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin.
0:08.9	Jackie Cache and Laurie Kilmartin
0:12.4	It's the Jackie and Laurie show
0:15.2	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:18.0	It's the Jackie and Laurie show
0:22.0	The Jackie and Laurie show
0:24.6	Okay
0:26.5	Wow, we had a really nice cynical opening
0:29.1	Kyle, fuck it up
0:31.4	Oh my God
0:33.9	I actually tweeted
0:36.2	You know I used to be the go-to for cheerfulness.
0:39.2	And then I'm like, it's over.
0:42.0	We're doing two today.
0:43.3	And I briefly suggested we do one today and two next week.
0:46.8	And your eyes flashed an anger that is fearsome.
0:50.8	Oh, my God.
0:51.4	I couldn't face it.
0:53.1	I couldn't face the idea of putting it up.
0:54.7	Because remember last time we're like, we're going to do two this time.
0:57.6	And I'm like, okay, no, like, I don't think I can do two.
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