The Ultimate Landlord Special

Brooke and Connor Make A Podcast

Ryan Faucett

Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.9 • 3.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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SUBSCRIBE TO THE BNC CHANNEL: https://bit.ly/45Pspyl Ad Free & Bonus Episodes: https://bit.ly/3OZxwpr MERCH: https://shoptmgstudios.com This week, Brooke and Connor teach themselves how to unlock their hottest self, break down the latest episode of White Lotus, and give a moment of silence (or like 2 or 3 moments). Brooke also gives an update on her book writing journey, while Connor gets the ultimate landlord special. Join our Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/5356639204457124/ Check out Discover on Bumble. Get 50% off your first box with code bandc50 at https://everyplate.com/podcast. Get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping at https://Nutrafol.com with promo code bandc. Upgrade your wardrobe and get 40% off when you go to https://cozyearth.com/bandc or use code BANDC at checkout. B+C IG: https://www.instagram.com/bncmap/ B+C Twitter: https://twitter.com/bncmap TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang TMG Studios IG: https://www.instagram.com/realtmgstudios/ TMG Studios Twitter: https://twitter.com/realtmgstudios BROOKE https://www.instagram.com/brookeaverick https://twitter.com/ladyefron https://www.tiktok.com/@ladyefron CONNOR https://www.instagram.com/fibula/ https://twitter.com/fibulaa https://www.tiktok.com/@fibulaa Hosted by Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, Created by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood, and Produced by TMG Studios, Brooke Averick & Connor Wood. Chapters: 0:00 Jennifer Anistons From Friend 0:19 Intro 0:37 Brains Working Over Time 2:13 MGG's GF Update 3:00 Having A Moment of Silence 6:55 The Urinal Dilemma 10:39 Bumble 11:46 Expressing Glands 13:38 Clashing Patterns 14:59 Checking In On Phoebe 19:02 Forbidden Fruits Synopsis 21:13 Every Plate 22:15 Hello My Name Is Doris 26:30 Connor's New Hair Cut 30:10 Unlocking Your Hotter Self 32:18 Just In Time Gets Cancels 34:28 Nutrafol 36:00 The Jonathan Larson Project 38:20 Remember Swine '09 41:39 Getting Read to Filth 45:18 Beware of the BJ Mints 49:40 Cozy Earth 50:44 Connor's Washer/Dryer Combo 53:30 Connor's Kitchen Hairball 55:47 Self Icks 59:26 White Lotus Recap 1:06:00 See You In Bonus!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	How do you, hey, hey, hey you.
0:04.0	Hey, welcome back to Brooke and Connor make a podcast, BNCNAP, is what they're calling it on the streets.
0:10.4	And I'm Jennifer Aniston's.
0:12.1	You may know me from the show friend.
0:13.9	And I'm here to offer you 1,000 MacBook Pro.
0:20.6	Music I'm sorry.
0:39.1	Tristan saw Jennifer Aniston this weekend.
0:39.8	Where?
0:41.2	At the Bel Air Hotel.
0:43.2	That's a new place I'd like to try.
0:44.9	Well, yeah, it can't hurt.
0:48.5	I think if I saw Jennifer Anxie, fancy, fancy, fancy, fancy, fancy. I think if I saw Jennifer Aniston's from show friend, I would be like, whoa.
0:54.0	Like, you're real.
0:55.8	That's one of those people.
0:56.5	Yeah.
0:57.4	That's one of those people, yes, where I would have no choice but to be like, whoa,
1:01.5	you were on my screen, but now I'm seeing you in person.
1:06.3	Whoa.
1:07.1	You know?
1:08.1	Like one of those horrible interactions.
1:10.8	I would have a choice. a choice like like if it's
1:13.2	Jennifer honestin from show friend from MacBook pro like hi what's what's what's that pickle and
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