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Comedy of the Week

The Ultimate Choice

Comedy of the Week

BBC

Comedy

42.8K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2023

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Steph McGovern asks some seriously funny minds to offer definitive answers to the great questions of our age. Or not. Welcome to the world's most devious game of Would You Rather? With guests Zoe Lyons and Dane Baptiste. Host: Steph McGovern Guests: Zoe Lyons and Dane Baptiste Devised and written by Jon Harvey & Joseph Morpurgo With additional material from Laura Major Researcher: Leah Marks Recorded and mixed by Jerry Peal Producer: Jon Harvey Executive Producers: Ed Morrish and Polly Thomas A Naked production for BBC Radio 4

Transcript

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0:00.0

BBC Sounds Music Radio Podcasts

0:04.8

I sense it's that point in the week where we need something funny.

0:09.0

You've got a blint in your eye.

0:10.8

Or is it a tear?

0:11.8

Luckily, I have just a thing for you.

0:14.0

It's comedy of the week from BBC Radio 4.

0:16.8

I'm Ethenica Blenu.

0:18.1

You are host and guide to the very best city stuff on the radio.

0:22.0

Here's this week's show!

0:30.0

Hello, I'm Steph McGover, and welcome to the ultimate choice, the show that confronts celebrities

0:40.9

with dastardly dilemmas, perplexing predicaments and devious dichotomies.

0:45.9

And joining me tonight are two top comedians, it's Zoe Lyons and Dan Bractis.

0:51.2

We are going to play a twisted game of would you rather, I'll present each of our guests

0:59.3

with a devious scenario that rests on one simple choice.

1:03.3

But Zoe and Dan won't be the ones calling the shot.

1:06.8

Oh no, our beautiful and wise studio audience are here to balance the pearls and cons of both sides.

1:13.8

And with some help from real life experts cast the ultimate decision on our poor celebrities' fits.

1:21.1

That's right, the public decide and look at them, they're drunk with power!

1:24.8

LAUGHTER

1:28.0

Maybe just drunk, it's hard to tell.

1:31.6

OK, let's get stuck into round one!

1:34.5

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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