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🗓️ 8 June 2021
⏱️ 33 minutes
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The coronavirus vaccination rate faces a snag in the U.S., Ronny Chieng gives a lecture on shady creative writing for the internet, and actor Indya Moore talks about their series "Pose."
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0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
0:02.7 | Ow! |
0:03.7 | Hey, what's going on, everybody? |
0:06.5 | I'm Trevor Noah, and this is the Daily Social Distance Show. |
0:10.0 | We're back, and today is Monday, June 7th. |
0:13.0 | The day where everyone today has been talking about the new iOS features that Apple just |
0:18.0 | announced, especially how you'll now be able to add a legacy contact, i.e. someone who |
0:23.4 | can access your devices after you die. |
0:27.4 | To which I can only say, |
0:29.1 | Hell no! |
0:30.1 | Do you really want the dates on your phone to live forever? |
0:32.4 | Who thought of this feature? |
0:33.4 | Let me tell you something, man, when I die, I want everything I've ever done on my phone |
0:37.1 | to die with me. |
0:38.7 | People are getting in trouble for tweets from like six months ago. |
0:41.0 | If I have great, great, great, great grandkids are looking at our Google searches, it's over |
0:44.7 | for us. |
0:45.7 | No, the only post-death feature I want on my devices is a legacy volcano that they're |
0:50.2 | all thrown into. |
0:51.2 | Anyway, until night show, we're finally launching billionaires into space. |
0:55.7 | Money Chang teaches you how to tweet, and we look at why America is about to make Joe Biden |
1:01.1 | very sad. |
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