“The U of Conn”
The Tony Kornheiser Show
This Show Stinks Productions, LLC
4.6 • 10.4K Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2026
⏱️ 60 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Tony. Brackett Week continues, and today we will get picks from Pat 40, Spike Braun, and Phil's mom. |
| 0:05.8 | But first, let's do some commerce, boys and girls. |
| 0:11.3 | Previously on the Tony Cornhazer show. |
| 0:15.2 | Well, you know, I do this every year with you, Tony. Every single year. Give me Sienna, because I hate Duke. |
| 0:21.2 | Hate Duke. You got to hate Duke. You know I hate Duke. Hate Duke. You gotta hate Duke. |
| 0:23.2 | You know you hate Duke. You love it. |
| 0:24.9 | I love Lephardy Gizel who went to Duke. |
| 0:27.1 | And Val Sant's father, Brandy Davis, went to Duke. |
| 0:30.6 | But my hatred of Duke basketball will always... |
| 0:33.7 | It clouds everything you do. |
| 0:38.0 | This is General George Washington, and you're listening to the Tony Cornheiser show. |
| 0:44.5 | Two emails describe all of our feelings about Steve Sands and Duke, one from Chris Bancel. |
| 0:51.9 | In Forest Hill, Maryland, who went to Maryland, graduated in 2002. |
| 0:56.0 | I love bracket week. I love Phil's mom and Greg Garcia. Even the brawn boys making me feel old, |
| 1:01.0 | but nothing, nothing, dear Toby, makes me as happy as hearing how much Steve Sands hates Duke. |
| 1:07.3 | My children have all been banned from applying to college there, and I won't even do a bracket during the years that I think Duke might win. |
| 1:13.2 | I hate losing, but not nearly as much as I hate Duke, and so I refuse to submit a bracket where they win. |
| 1:19.3 | The thought of it makes me want to stick cocktail forks in my eyes. |
| 1:22.6 | Come on, Sienna, win one for Coach Jimmy. |
| 1:24.6 | That would be Jimmy Patsos. |
| 1:26.4 | And from Sam Fritz in |
| 1:27.6 | Seanberg Illinois may we all find someone who loves us as much as Steve |
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