The Type We Want

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 4 June 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Burping during a comedy set, one time fans, what moms do all day, and how to deal with crying babies in public… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ 5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK 5/10 - Shreveport, LA 5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS SUMMER BREAK 9/19 - Grand Rapids, MI 9/20 - Fort Wayne, IN 9/21 - Paducah, KY 9/26 - North Charleston, SC 9/27 - Macon, GA 9/28 - Hiawassee, GA 10/2 - Evansville, IN 10/3 - Dayton, OH 10/4 - Peoria, IL 10/10 - Knoxville, TN 10/11 - Greenville, SC 10/16 - York, PA 10/17 - Detroit, MI 10/18 - Cleveland, OH 10/24 - Birmingham, AL 10/25 - Chattanooga, TN 11/7 - Boise, ID 11/8 - Spokane, WA 11/9 - Tacoma, WA 11/20 - Abilene, TX 11/21 - San Antonio, TX 11/22 - Tyler, TX 11/23 - Austin, TX 12/5 - Phoenix, AZ 12/6 - Santa Rosa, CA 12/7 - Redding, CA 12/11 - South Bend, IN 12/12 - Munhall, PA 12/14 - Buffalo, NY ----- Catch the full video podcast on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, and follow us on social media (⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@netpositivepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at [email protected] ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Facebook⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to https://RocketMoney.com/netpositive AG1: Get a FREE gift with your first order at https://DrinkAG1.com/netpositive to get started with AG1’s Next Gen and and notice the benefits for yourself. GOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING ----- PRODUCED BY: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Alex Lagos⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ / ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	What do moms do during the all day?
0:03.0	Oh, no, no.
0:04.1	And there's the teaser.
0:05.5	We got that set up.
0:10.9	Welcome in, ladies and gentlemen, episode 159.
0:17.2	Are we?
0:17.8	Are we 160?
0:18.7	160.
0:19.7	Oh, dang. Welcome in, everybody. It's 160. Dang, and welcome in everybody.
0:22.3	It's close.
0:22.8	Oh, good to see.
0:24.0	Hot off the, hot off Monday morning.
0:26.8	Monday morning.
0:27.7	Monday morning on vacation.
0:29.3	Yeah.
0:29.6	I'm going to tell you right now, we just filmed the episode.
0:32.0	Angela's sitting quietly over here waiting.
0:34.9	I do these pants.
0:36.9	Yeah.
0:37.4	The button broke off of them.
0:40.1	Because I tried to put them on without undoing them.
0:42.6	Ah.
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