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Two T's in a pod with Teddy Mellencamp and Tamara Judge.

Hi guys. Welcome to another episode of the twat seat with myself, Teddy Mellon Camp.

And Tamara Judge, today we got another twat.

We got another blonde twat in the seat.

Yes.

Lacey.

Lacey, welcome to the twat seat.

You know you're a twat when you come in, right? Yes, I do. Look at her face. She's like, wait, what? It's not a traditional twat. It's spelled with a O. Yeah, T-W-O-T. Okay, yeah. So you're a twat. So the first Twati move we're going to call you on is that Jesse is here in the interview.

Yeah, but no microphone. But no microphone, not doing an interview.

It's giving, what is it giving?

Co-dependent vibes, guys.

I happen to be in L.A.

And I'm rarely like driving up to his house. So I did drag him here. But I thought it would be, like, cute. I don't know why he, you can't be on camera. Why can't you be on camera? Is there a reason? He can't. I wasn't invited. Well, there's a microphone right next to you. We could pull it right over right over to you. We just don't have a camera on you.

Well, we don't need that.

He already did it. Remember he was with you in the suit? No, but that was the first time he came in, but then the second time he did it was Alexis. But he did come on. The first time I came on was my first podcast ever. It was his first podcast and he was so nervous and excited and he, like, love Teddy. Like, he was like, we are besties. I don't know if he felt the same way. No, we really did hear of off. He was like, we have like a banter. The whole funny thing was, remember, she was stalking me on Instagram to have me come in, but it was you? Didn't you say that he was hitting on you?

Yeah, I was like, yeah, he's definitely hitting on me.

I mean, the entire, the entire internet said that way. I was like, you're a little flirty. And he's like, no, she's got my banter. I was like, whatever. Yeah. I don't, I'm like, I think everyone's hitting on me. I have an unhealthy version of self-security, even when I'm bald.

I think it's good to be flirty, though.

I mean, the first time I came in, you guys had champagne everywhere. I know. I was looking like, well, I'm here, so they brought my... We have Diet Coke. Diet Coke. Do you drink alcohol, Lacey? I do, but I don't day drink. And I don't drink a lot. And when I do drink a lot, like, I get turned up. You do? I drank, am I allowed to say on the show, I drank the last night in Mexico. You drank the last night in Mexico. So I know, we see you a lot of times with those little glass bottles, or I did want at least, of Coca-Cola. I do. I really hate ice and drinks. So like I only like the Coke in the bottle. Oh. You're drinking a Coke in a can right now. No, like, yeah, any tape where without ice. Oh, gotcha. Oh, just she doesn't want ice. I just don't like the taste. It waters it down. Fair enough. Fair enough. Fair enough. She also was very, you know, there was a safety issue when it came to the girls. I don't want to say safety and put words in her mouth. But she was like, like, the first night in Mexico. My emotional support. She was like, I won't be there until the second day. Please don't drink on the first night. Like, let's like, I want to come into like a safe, comfortable space. So that was a lot of what was going on. It's like, you know, she's under a roof in San Diego with my ex-wife and her three mean girl friends. So like she's coming into a space that's already a little hostile. Like there's no reason for us to make it even more unsafe by drinking and not. It wasn't unsafe. I just get turned up when I drink. So I just have self-awareness. Whatever you say. But I never said unsafe. I don't want that to be like Lacey says the girls are unsafe. Well, no, I'm just, that's why I said. I don't want to put words in your mouth, but it was like

a feeling of safe. So there's a Jesse says. Yeah, it's a feeling. I mean, I try not to drink. If I know everyone in the room hates me, I won't start doing tequila shots. If I feel comfortable, then I will Do you feel like the girls hate you on the show?

Well, like, first half of the season,

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