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The Two-Shot | Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny & Dead of Night

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Tv Reviews, Film Reviews, Tv & Film

4.92K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2019

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

You may THINK you've seen the worst Christmas movie ever made, but you probably haven't seen SANTA AND THE ICE CREAM BUNNY. This week on THE TWO-SHOT, film critics William Bibbiani and Witney Seibold watch this unbelievably cheap and off-putting family film about Santa Claus sweltering in the Florida sun and pushing around farm animals, while he tells little kids the story of Jack and the Beanstalk for no reason. It's a nightmare we tell you. A NIGHTMARE.But it's the perfect double feature with one of the best horror movies ever! DEAD OF NIGHT is a classic anthology film about a series of ghost stories which connect in a truly terrifying way, including a Christmas installment and the scary ventriloquist doll to end all scary ventriloquist doll!Email us at letters(a)criticallyacclaimed.net, follow your hosts on Twitter at @WilliamBibbiani and @WitneySeibold, and follow the podcast/website at @SchmoesKnow to vote for the notorious movies YOU want us to review!Check out our website at www.criticallyacclaimed.net and head on over to www.patreon.com/criticallyacclaimednetwork to contribute to the show and get even more exclusive content!

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0:00.0

Greetings friends, welcome to the two-shot! Those were punches. Thank you for mixing in that punch sound effect. Do it again!

0:22.0

Oh man. Thank you.

0:24.0

Whenever I do that when we record, I kind of spring it on William, which means he's going to have to do mixing later.

0:29.0

It's an insidious thing.

0:31.0

One more time.

0:32.0

Ha ha ha ha

0:35.0

But that's it. Thank you

0:36.7

This is the movie podcast where we pair a really bad film of your choice with a really good film of our choice.

0:42.0

Well not necessarily bad.

0:43.2

Notorious.

0:44.2

Notorious is the word we usually use.

0:47.8

Although in this week's case.

0:49.7

This week is not one of those ones we're going to defend the film.

0:52.0

I think bad as apt.

0:54.0

But who are you by the way? My name is Whitney Seibold. I'm a film critic for I.

0:57.1

other outlets around the internet. People you can just call me Whitney.

1:01.0

My name is William Bihani. I am a film critic for the rap and bloody disgusting.

1:05.0

And for the holidays we decided we should do some notorious Christmas movies and because hey cats.

1:12.0

And because you have two cats cats they are constantly at each

1:14.4

other's throat bad cats but so we didn't want to go with the like usual quote-unquote

1:21.0

bad Christmas movies like hey do that one with Ben Affleck and or the one with race witherspoon and

1:27.1

Vince Von or whatever you should do jingle all the way oh you guys have seen jingle all the way also we've done that that's true we did jingle all the way. Oh you guys have seen Jingle all the way. Also we've done that one. That's true. We did jingle all the way.

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