The Twisted Lore of Merge Mansion

Game Theory

Leisure, Games

4.8 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2023

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

Theorists, mobile games are at it again! First, we covered the weird ads of the genre, then took a deep dive into Lily's Garden. Now, it looks like Merge Mansion is trying to come for the crown of "weirdest game lore". What's going on in this weird game? And what is up with Granny? Let's dive in!

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0:00.0	Man I get so many mobile game ads these days. What even are half these things?
0:04.7	Oh!
0:06.7	Uh, sure, why not?
0:11.8	What are you waiting for, pinch the one-eyed snake? I just, I just, I can't, I can't. Why? What makes mobile game companies think that this sort of thing is going to work.
0:22.8	You're next?
0:27.5	Wait, what are you saying, Granny?
0:29.1	What do you mean?
0:30.1	What's that mean?
0:31.1	There's lore here?
0:31.8	Oh boy, I am downloading this one right now. Hello. Hello internet. Welcome to Game Theory. Wouldn't you know just when you thought
0:59.2	it was safe mobile games got smarter? A few months ago I did this whole take down of the industry calling out the legal loopholes that they exploit in order to sell their games.
1:07.0	I mean, they are actively lying to get you to download their game and nothing is done about it.
1:12.0	And wouldn't you know it?
1:13.3	They took that idea and they decided to run with it.
1:16.0	We apologize for setting sashlo as a five-star heroes.
1:20.0	For marketing with foursands.
1:21.6	To make it up to you.
1:22.8	We're hereby give it to you, the CV key.
1:25.0	IH-77.
1:27.0	Oh, we are so sorry for having unfair gambling in our game.
1:30.4	So use this code to gamble some more.
1:32.4	Man, this thing just set the new land speed record for YouTube apology videos.
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