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Here is a bulletin from Kennedy's motorcade.

Seven, six.

We have main engine start.

Cut its shells of buildings, flames raging out of control.

The devastation is so widespread.

Follow the security alert earlier this morning.

It is July 20th, 1969.

Breaking news, major corruption crackdown going down in here.

Time to make up your mind about people.

There's never.

So if there's only one word to describe what's happening and that is panic.

The description on one wire service.

Mash kiddhribble. John you're like this he was traveling the countryside and he saw a

gigantic cow from a hind and he witnessed the cow's vagina and he fell so in love with the image of his

cow's vagina that he had one of his artists come and draw a reference of the

cow's vagina. When he gotten back to his castle he had multiple copies of this

picture of a fat cow's vagina made up multiple copies which he handed out

throughout his empire begging saying any woman out there who possesses

genitals not gonna tell you that resembles this come see me hit me up and sure enough a 350 pound woman with matching parts kind of shit like a fat cow vagina

Came to him and he hired her and she became his favorite concubine.

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