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Our presenting sponsor this week is Waterbird. Waterbird is is premium distilled spirits.

Waterbird is premium distilled spirits.

Their flagship product is their ranch water, which is premium blanco tequila, sparkling water, real lime juice, and natural flavors.

And Jeff couldn't even wait to open it. Didn't even wait for me.

So this is it. Cheers to Waterbird. They are presenting sponsor.

And I will be bringing ranch water and their canned margaritas to my sister-in-law's tomorrow to get them all a little bit wacky.

Yeah, I'm not saying they do a bad job cooking, but I'm saying they could use a little tequila before and after.

So that's it. So Waterbird, canned cocktails, I don't like them. They do them better than anybody else.

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They have their own brand of vodka and they're coming out in the spring with like a transfusion, all that kind of stuff.

So the one word that you need to remember when you go to by a canned distilled spirits cocktail is Waterbird.

It's one word, Waterbird.

So thank you very much for being on our sponsor and happy Thanksgiving to them.

Speaking of Thanksgiving, this is a perfect topic for this week, because we're doing the twisted history of obesity.

And we're on the verge of gorging ourselves, because we're taping this on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving.

And in the studio right now, we don't have Cam. Cam stepped in for quite a few weeks while John was down in Mississippi, but I'm thrilled to announce that John is back.

He's back, bitches. John is back in the studio.

I got bibs in here just to, I'm going to teach ribs about obesity.

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