The twelve stages of a club crisis - PART 1
For Our Sins: The Clichés Pod Archive
The Athletic
4.8 • 538 Ratings
🗓️ 7 September 2021
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
The Athletic's Adam Hurrey, Jack Pitt-Brooke and Phil Hay trawl through the history books to finally nail down the definitive twelve stages of a club crisis.
In part one of this special double-header our panel document the early warning signs of a club in turmoil including pre-season woe, opening day deflation via transfer window frustration, and the eternal debate about ketchup in the canteen.
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| 0:00.0 | The Athletic. |
| 0:03.1 | I'm sorry, you can sit there and look and play with all your silly machines as much as you like. |
| 0:08.3 | Is gas going to have a crack? |
| 0:10.0 | He is, you know. |
| 0:10.8 | Oh, he's there! |
| 0:13.4 | Brilliant! |
| 0:17.0 | He's round the goalkeeper! |
| 0:19.3 | He's done it! |
| 0:20.6 | Absolutely incredible! He launched himself the goalkeeper! He's done it! Absolutely incredible! |
| 0:22.6 | He launched himself six feet into the crowd, |
| 0:26.6 | and Kung Fu kicked, |
| 0:28.6 | a supporter who was Owit without a shadow of an out giving him lip. |
| 0:33.2 | Oh, I say, it's amazing. |
| 0:36.3 | It does it tame, and and tame and tame again. |
| 0:39.3 | Frank of the music, charger glass. |
| 0:43.2 | This nation is going to dance all night. |
| 0:47.5 | Pre-season woe, transfer window frustration, a want-away star, opening day deflation, |
| 0:55.6 | getting dumped out of the Carabelle Cup and losing the dressing room. Brought to your ears by The Athletic, this is Football Clisades |
| 1:01.7 | and part one of the 12 stages of a club crisis. Hello everyone and welcome to episode 92 |
| 1:09.3 | of the Football Cletes podcast. I'm Adam |
| 1:11.7 | Hurry and with me for these crisis talks are first of all the man who follows crisis wherever |
| 1:17.7 | it goes. It's Jack Pitt Brooke. How are you doing? I'm looking forward to this podcast so much. I've |
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