The Turtle Of War
History Is Dank
All Things Comedy
5.0 • 584 Ratings
🗓️ 28 May 2024
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
The first combat submarine in recorded history. Was its mission a success or failure?
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Sources: spymuseum.org, wikipedia.org, masshist.org, history.navy.mil, britannica.com, borisjulie.com, thedearsurprise.com ‘Three Insanely Advanced (Naval) Weapons History Somehow Forgot About’ by Eric Yosomono 2011, yahoo.com ‘Legendary U.S. WWII submarine located 3,000 feet underwater’ by Stephen Smith 2024
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| 0:00.0 | Go for it. |
| 0:02.0 | Frigan what up, dude. |
| 0:03.3 | Strider Wilson, I'm the host of this podcast. |
| 0:05.4 | That's mine. |
| 0:05.9 | Gonna be called History is... |
| 0:08.0 | Nice. |
| 0:09.4 | History is dead. |
| 0:12.6 | We're Strangler, Wilson. |
| 0:16.7 | Take it from the podcast. |
| 0:20.6 | Frigan what up, dude. Welcome back to another ep of history is dank, dude. |
| 0:26.5 | I'm your host Strider Wilson, dude. We got Aaron going beast mode on the sticks, dude. What up, Aaron, |
| 0:31.5 | did it? What up? Dude, I'm just posted up right now, dude. For those of you listening, I got to describe. |
| 0:38.2 | Last week, I had a sick-ass jacket, dude. |
| 0:40.9 | I was rocking the L.L. Bean, dude. |
| 0:43.7 | This week, after my birthday, thank you very much. |
| 0:47.4 | I'm 37. |
| 0:50.2 | Aaron, what do you say to that? |
| 0:51.5 | In a row? |
| 0:52.4 | Thank you. |
| 0:53.9 | If you get it, you get it. |
| 0:55.4 | If you don't, go watch clerks, right? Or Jane Silent Bob? Clerks. Clerks. This is a cute-ass embroidered sweater of my dank-ass pup, Sonny, dude. And I'll tell you, I'm living in this sweater now, dude. I was stoked on my LLB. but now I got my dog embroidered on here. |
| 1:12.9 | Look, if I was a true my LL bean, but now I got my dog embroidered on |
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