4.7 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 14 October 2022
⏱️ 164 minutes
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0:00.0 | I have never run a marathon. I'm never gonna run a marathon. Guys, you heard it here first. |
0:07.0 | Never gonna fucking happen. With these knees and these hips and this person, absolutely not. |
0:12.0 | These nipples, well your IBS, you are automatically disqualified. |
0:18.0 | I've already shied myself. You've shied yourself at mile two. |
0:20.0 | Thinking about it. Yeah. No, I mean not even mile two. |
0:24.0 | Just thinking about it. I'm done. |
0:31.0 | I love it. I'm too in, but I'm doing my best. |
0:38.0 | Hey, how's it going? What you doing? I'm recording too. |
0:47.0 | I'm singing. I've got my voice back. Kind of. Anyway. |
0:54.0 | It sounds good. Yeah, here it is. Here it is. |
0:58.0 | It sounds much better than, well it didn't sound like anything at all before to be honest. |
1:05.0 | It was weird. It was weird to lose your voice. |
1:11.0 | Not great. Not great. I've lost my voice before and I've lost my hearing before. |
1:18.0 | Both of those are, I mean it's sobering. It's bracing to lose either of those things. |
1:28.0 | I don't understand losing your hearing, but okay. |
1:31.0 | I had pneumonia and I lost my hearing for like a month and all my doctor could say was like, no. |
1:36.0 | It will come back. Guess what? |
1:41.0 | Here's what I've learned. I can do anything for like three weeks, |
1:46.0 | but when it starts to get into that fourth week, that's when I learned with my car, |
1:52.0 | one time my power was out for three weeks, and then that's three. |
1:55.0 | Tell the people the good news. Oh, I got a new car. |
1:58.0 | Oh, thank God. Finally. What'd you get? What'd you get? |
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