The Tucker Carlson Files

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Comedy, News, Daily News

4.2 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2023

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Who is Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson, and why doesn’t he have more than one facial expression? Here’s how Tucker Carlson went from entitled aristocrat to former Fox News superhero. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:02.0	What makes a legendary journalist?
0:12.0	Gravitas? Honesty?
0:14.0	I so piercing make can give you a nose ring?
0:17.0	No.
0:18.0	It's adaptability.
0:20.0	And no one's better at that than Tucker Carlson.
0:24.0	Man of a thousand faces,
0:26.0	but also somehow only one face.
0:30.0	Tucker, Swanson, McNear, Carlson.
0:33.0	His father was a journalist and US ambassador to the Seychelles,
0:37.0	a popular vacation spot for people's money.
0:40.0	His stepmom was an airst to Swanson frozen foods,
0:43.0	a heritage he still pays tribute to with his trademark
0:46.0	frozen facial expressions.
0:48.0	He has a brother, Buckley, Swanson, Peck, Carlson.
0:52.0	You don't really need to know anything about him,
0:54.0	but how about those names, huh?
0:56.0	Others might have tried to downplay their wealth,
0:59.0	but downplaying was never Tucker's style.
1:01.0	Well, I'm like extraordinarily loaded,
1:04.0	just from money I, you know, inherited.
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